The morning of George Bush’s second Inauguration, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, “I’ll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.”

“And what can I get for you, sir?” she asks George W. He replies, “How about a quickie?”

“Why, Mr. President,” the waitress says, “How rude. . you’re starting to act like Mr. Clinton and you haven’t even started your second term yet!

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers,

“It’s pronounced “quiche.”

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